I think it’s cool when people are really close with their families and they’re all F.O.E. and shit, blood is thicker than water, etc. That’s cute.

But I mean forreal tho, fuck that blood is thicker than water shit. Sometimes family ain’t shit. It’s cool if yours is and that’s really nice forreal, but forreal tho, I say L.O.E.: Loyalty Over Everything.

Blood don’t determine nothin but your HIV status.

See a cute boy. Talk to him. He’s fucking retarded as but thinks he’s the shit with mad game and shit, total asshole. Whatever, I’m not in it for the conversation. So we fuck and he goes home bragging to his friends about how he got this dummy, but jokes on him because I’m actually the one who got this dummy and dogged the shit out that bitch.

I am God.