honestly I’m glad furries exist bc without them jokes about furries wouldn’t exist
How did I cut the cords on two blow dryers and threw a DVD player in the bathtub while holding both cut cords to my chest while in the bath tub and how did nothing happen. How am I alive. How did I swallow 16 Xanax bars and 7 ambien and fall asleep in the water and not drown, on top of drinking heavily, and I woke up and the tub had been emptied. How did I not die.the door was still locked so no one could have come in. I don’t believe in miracles but… I should have fucking FRIED.